{"id":1185,"date":"2019-01-17T10:26:04","date_gmt":"2019-01-17T09:26:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.geckon.sk\/?p=1185"},"modified":"2019-01-17T16:11:27","modified_gmt":"2019-01-17T15:11:27","slug":"novy-zeland-pristatie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.geckon.sk\/en\/novy-zeland-pristatie\/","title":{"rendered":"Nov\u00fd Z\u00e9land – prist\u00e1tie"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ako u\u017e viete, na Nov\u00fd Z\u00e9land sme sa nakoniec dostali. Aby som zhrnula prv\u00fa \u010das\u0165 pr\u00edbehu, v utorok o 8mej r\u00e1no som odi\u0161la z bytu v Ko\u0161iciach, Eri\u010dka niekedy poobede z Malaciek a do cie\u013eovej destin\u00e1cie sme dorazili v sobotu, okolo 2hej poobede.<\/p>\n

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Detaily u\u017e presko\u010d\u00edm, ale poviem v\u00e1m to\u013eko: prejs\u0165 to\u013ek\u00fdmi \u010dasov\u00fdmi p\u00e1smami s tro\u0161ka vyp\u00e4t\u00fdmi situ\u00e1ciami, s nedostatkom sp\u00e1nku a na strave aeroliniek, v\u00e1m na r\u00fdchlosti, s akou sa prep\u00e1jaj\u00fa synapsie neur\u00f3nov rozhodne neprid\u00e1. Reak\u010dn\u00fd \u010das sa predl\u017euje a inokedy zdrav\u00fd sedliacky rozum u\u017e d\u00e1vno dovolenkuje a ka\u0161le na ak\u00e9ko\u013evek sign\u00e1ly, ktor\u00e9 mu vysielate v situ\u00e1ciach, kedy by sa mal zap\u00e1ja\u0165. To aby ste n\u00e1s neods\u00fadili na konci tohto \u010dl\u00e1nku…<\/em><\/p>\n

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Ka\u017edop\u00e1dne, pri\u0161lo dlho o\u010dak\u00e1van\u00e9 fin\u00e1le a ofici\u00e1lny za\u010diatok dovolenky. Prist\u00e1li sme na Novom Z\u00e9lande. Ke\u010f niekedy polet\u00edte do Queenstownu, bojujte o miesto pri okne. Naozaj to stoj\u00ed za to.<\/em> Ve\u013ek\u00e9 high five, ke\u010f sme vyst\u00fapili z lietadla a obrovsk\u00e1 rados\u0165 pri poh\u013eade na hory okolo netrvala dlho.<\/p>\n

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Ke\u010f\u017ee skener sa rozhodol odignorova\u0165 slovensk\u00e9 pasy, museli sme prejs\u0165 osobnou kontrolou, za ktorou n\u00e1s hne\u010f \u010dakal p\u00e1n z imigra\u010dn\u00e9ho. Zjavne sa riadil pravidlom, \u017ee sa n\u00e1m nesmie pozrie\u0165 do o\u010d\u00ed, inak mu ukradneme du\u0161u.<\/em> Nasledovalo asi mili\u00f3n ot\u00e1zok a vlastne len tri st\u00e1le dokola, pri\u010dom sa p\u00e1nko chcel jednoducho uisti\u0165, \u017ee ke\u010f pr\u00edde \u010das, naozaj vypadneme. Dve \u017eeny, ktor\u00e9 podst\u00fapia tak\u00fa krkolomn\u00fa cestu, aby sa dostali na Nov\u00fd Z\u00e9land, e\u0161te k tomu z v\u00fdchodnej eur\u00f3py (!), to chce \u0161peci\u00e1lnu pozornos\u0165…<\/p>\n

Ke\u010f sme si vyd\u00fdchli, \u017ee to m\u00e1me za sebou, postavili sme sa do radu na coln\u00fa prehliadku a post\u00e1li si tam necel\u00fa hodinku.<\/p>\n

Drah\u00ed moji potenci\u00e1lni cestuj\u00faci do tejto destin\u00e1cie. D\u00e1vajte si pozor \u010do, v akom mno\u017estve a ako prin\u00e1\u0161ate so sebou. Inak si v\u00e1s vezm\u00fa za tak\u00e9 parav\u00e1niky, bud\u00fa v\u00e1m kl\u00e1s\u0165 ot\u00e1zky, vyzv\u00fa v\u00e1s predlo\u017ei\u0165 podozriv\u00e9 veci a obozn\u00e1mia v\u00e1s s v\u00fd\u0161kou pokuty v pr\u00edpade nezrovnalost\u00ed. M\u00f4\u017ee to skon\u010di\u0165 aj s t\u00fdm, \u017ee s \u0165a\u017ekym srdcom \u010das\u0165 prev\u00e1\u017ean\u00fdch vec\u00ed budete proste musie\u0165 vyhodi\u0165. Napr\u00edklad nedov\u00e1\u017ea\u0165 ovocie, zeleninu, mlie\u010dne v\u00fdrobky a viac ako 200 kusov cigariet na hlavu. Pochopite\u013ene, n\u00e1m sa ni\u010d tak\u00e9 nestalo… alebo mo\u017eno aj \u00e1no…<\/em><\/p>\n

Ve\u013emi d\u00f4le\u017eit\u00e9 je u\u017e pri balen\u00ed myslie\u0165 na spr\u00e1vne umiestnenie turistick\u00fdch top\u00e1nok, ke\u010f\u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd turista prich\u00e1dzaj\u00faci na tieto ostrovy predstavuje hrozbu a zaru\u010dene chce zni\u010di\u0165 ekosyst\u00e9m a naru\u0161i\u0165 miestnu biodiverzitu.<\/p>\n

Brig\u00e1du, ktor\u00e1 zah\u0155\u0148a detailn\u00fa kontrolu star\u00fdch, turistick\u00fdch, prepoten\u00fdch, zatuchnut\u00fdch top\u00e1nok by som teda nechcela. Pre predstavu, tie moje maj\u00fa okolo 10 rokov a pred cestou ich Rado poctivo lepil dokopy, aby sa nerozpadli len tak, z nudy alebo na starobu u\u017e po\u010das cesty pohodlne usala\u0161en\u00e9 v batohu…<\/em><\/p>\n

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Pre\u0161li sme aj t\u00fdmito kontrolami a po nieko\u013ek\u00fdch hodin\u00e1ch od pr\u00edletu sme sa predsa len ocitli \u201ena druhej strane\u201c. Na druhej strane sme v\u0161ak neboli len my, ale aj v\u0161etky aut\u00e1, ktor\u00e9 jazdia na\u013eavo. Prv\u00e1 sa na jazdu podujala Eri\u010dka (a poviem to rovno, nemala ve\u013emi na v\u00fdber, lebo proti argumentu, \u017ee som ne\u0161of\u00e9rovala 3 roky nemohla namieta\u0165, aj ke\u010f medzin\u00e1rodn\u00fd vodi\u010dsk\u00fd preukaz som mala hrdo ved\u013ea pasu-vybav\u00edte na pol\u00edcii, s 2 fotkami, platn\u00fdm vodi\u010d\u00e1kom a poplatkom 6,50\u20ac)<\/em>. Z letiska na n\u00e1\u0161 hostel to bolo okolo 15 min\u00fat jazdy. Na\u013eavo. A keby len to. Obe sme si prv\u00fd kr\u00e1t sadli do SUV\u010dka s automatickou prevodovkou.<\/p>\n

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Zaradila D\u00e9\u010dko a s\u00fastrediac sa na t\u00fa spr\u00e1vnu stranu sme vyrazili. A auto hu\u010d\u00ed a hu\u010d\u00ed, motor pla\u010de… Pozer\u00e1m na Eri\u010dku, ona pozer\u00e1 na ot\u00e1\u010dkomer, pozer\u00e1me na prevodovku, ale riadiace stupne ch\u00fdbaj\u00fa, ve\u010f je tam D\u00e9\u010dko. No motor st\u00e1le viac a viac protestuje, hu\u010d\u00ed a pri\u0165ahuje pozornos\u0165 v\u0161etk\u00fdch \u013eud\u00ed na uliciach Queenstownu. Nevzd\u00e1vame sa, ve\u010f nejako to k hostelu u\u017e d\u00e1me. Bum! Jeden sp\u00e4\u0165\u00e1k n\u00e1s varuje, \u017ee treba \u00eds\u0165 s\u00edce po \u013eavej, ale nie a\u017e tak ve\u013emi. Bum! Znova ten ist\u00fd sp\u00e4\u0165\u00e1k vymeriava \u0161\u00edrku cesty.. a do toho hu\u010diaci motor a nekontrolovate\u013en\u00e9 stiera\u010de. Nie, nepr\u0161\u00ed. Ale v t\u00fdchto aut\u00e1ch je vymenen\u00e1 aj smerovka so stiera\u010dmi, tak\u017ee pri ka\u017edom pokuse odbo\u010di\u0165, um\u00fdvame okn\u00e1.<\/p>\n

Kto m\u00e1 naj\u010distej\u0161ie okn\u00e1 na aute na Novom Z\u00e9lande? Turisti! Ha ha joke.<\/em><\/p>\n

Bum! O Nie\u010do silnej\u0161ie ako doteraz. Stoj\u00edme na kraji cesty, obzer\u00e1me \u0161kody \u2013 prekvapivo, \u017eiadne. Okoloid\u00facemu chlapcovi to ned\u00e1 a kontroluje, \u010di je v\u0161etko v poriadku. Jasn\u00e9, v\u0161etko ok, len nie sme zvyknut\u00e9 \u0161of\u00e9rova\u0165 na\u013eavo. Reakcia cez \u00fa\u0161krn \u2013 I can tell \/ V\u0161imol som si. Good luck, girls! A m\u00e1 storku na ve\u010der k pivku\u2026<\/p>\n

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Zaparkovali sme pred hostelom s maxim\u00e1lne hu\u010diacim a utr\u00e1pen\u00fdm motorom. Vyd\u00fdchli sme si. Aspo\u0148 nateraz. A keby sa to auto vedelo modli\u0165, ur\u010dite za\u010dalo prosi\u0165 Boha, aby ho niekto ukradol, k\u00fdm sa ubytujeme, aby tieto muky nemusel podst\u00fapi\u0165 znova. Ale e\u0161te si vytrpel. A\u017e na \u010fal\u0161\u00ed de\u0148 sme sa odhodlali pre\u010d\u00edta\u0165 si n\u00e1vod a zistili sme, \u017ee nie je D ako D. A \u017ee ke\u010f prevodovku posunieme tro\u0161ka doprava, zrazu prepneme na manu\u00e1l. Tak\u017ee sme si to d\u00e1vali na jednotke cez cel\u00fd Queenstown.<\/p>\n

IQ test \u2013 failed.<\/em><\/p>\n

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